About Me

Just a guy fighting evil wherever I find it. I'm glad you are here to read about my adventures escaping and ultimately defeating the evil Nonhof. First time readers should start at the beginning to get a true sense of the history behind our epic battle of good vs evil. I also caution you to be careful of how you submit comments. As the saying goes; an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Who knows if Nonhof is aware of this blog or not - I fear the worst.

Nonhof, perhaps you should think of that sword and its location:)

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Day 4

All is well considering the state of the world.

I am bored, confined but safe; and let me tell you a fine cigar and glass of Cuban rum in the evening is pure bliss. In spite of my safety I am concerned for the well being of my country - another school year has come and gone and more young people have been inundated with propaganda ad nauseam - Brit Lit, truth papers, 9 week books, silent reading, creative writing, vocabulary, and the list goes on. It makes me sick to just think of the torture that our young people are going through.

Why is this happening? It's the same question that has been asked for ages. Why did Hitler do what he did? Stalin, Pol Pot, Bush, Idi Amin - unfortunately the list is endless. The answer I think is simple - they were insane as I fear is Nonhof. Unfortunately this doesn't bode well for our future as a society.

Nonhof is a brilliantly diabolical evil man. He has created the ultimate of secret societies: english (I refuse to capitalize this word) teachers. The existence of most secret societies is secret, Nonhof however is very open about his gang of criminals - the secret is their diabolical mission. So creative, so evil.

Equally unfortunate is that I truly have to escape and lay low before I can begin to right the wrongs that are being committed by Nonhof and his minions. I have just received word that Fidel (I guess truth be told it really is Raul) has guaranteed me a safe haven. I just have to find a way to get there.

I am enclosing a picture - unfortunately I'm not willing to show my eyes. To my knowledge no picture of me exists. I plan to keep it this way: at least for the time being.

The safe house has lovely gardens - I hope they are safe from prying eyes.

Keep the faith.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Day 2

Freedom. What is freedom? I am free, but free to do what? I am locked in a safe house waiting for the smoke to clear. I must admit that I enjoyed a fine cigar and glass of rum last night (courtesy of Fidel) but I am bored and anxious to get on the road.

Where do I go to be free of Nonhof? Its hard without papers. Illegals flood across our borders by the thousands but I wonder if I can head the other way? North as I said before is out of the question .... maybe Quebec? I know so little about that evil man. Does his influence extend to just the English part of Canada? I'm guessing maybe Quebec might be safe. I like this; he won't know if I've headed south or north - south is safer, north is easier. He'll never figure out where I am.

Something to think about before I sign off: how did Nonhof and his cohorts get so powerful? When Sputnik was launched the United States made a real effort to raise the education of our young people in the math and sciences (a noble effort to say the least) and here we are 40 some years later and 2 years of math are required for graduation and 4 of English (I think its wrong to capitalize such a word). How did this happen? How did Nonhof and his cronies garner such influence?

Everyone knows that studying a language that you are fluent in is a waste of time while the study of mathematics is pure joy. This atrocity has to be put to an end.

Keep the faith

p.s. A sincere thanks to those members of the CGBURM that helped facilitate my escape from Nonhof. Also a sincere thanks to Tipple, T-staub, Muskett and Urness for inspiring me.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


I made it!  I escaped this morning and am now in a safe house.  I don't know for how long and even if I did I wouldn't be at liberty to say.  I will send proof that I am alive soon.

Keep the faith.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Wheels Are In Motion

The wheels have been set in motion. With an immense effort the CGBURM (Cedar Grove Belgium Underground Revolutionary Movement) has arranged for my release from capture. This post was written by me and is being transcribed from a remote site by a very brave friend. A daring escape from the evil clutches of Nonhof will take place soon. I have dramatically increased the chances for failure by publishing this post but it is necessary. It brings to mind the famous quote of Edmund Burke - "All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing". I must get word out about the evil Nonhof. His sinister plot to corrupt the young minds of America with useless drivel must be stopped. Even if my escape plan fails the fact that you are reading this means that the word is getting out.

This may be my first and last post - if the plan fails you won't hear from me again. If I am successful (and thanks to the the CGBURM I believe that I will be) then I will be taking an extended vacation. Even though I will be fleeing for my life from Nonhof it will qualify as a vacation just being outside of that dreary prison that has been my home for far too long. At this time I am unsure of where I will go. Nonhoff's tentacles spread north to Canada and if rumor is to be believed he has formed a coalition with the FARC. Possibly no place on earth is safe but the farther from his headquarters the safer I will be. Maybe Cuba...